The job ad said "room and board." Gnarfsnoggle hadn't known that he'd have to make his own boards.

{T}, Sacrifice a Forest: Add three mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}.

Orcish Lumberjack

Secret Lair Drop

"Wood is wasted in the dirt."
—Orcish proverb

"How did I ever let myself get talked into this project?"
—Toothlicker Harj, orcish captain

"How did I ever let myself get talked into this project?"
—Toothlicker Harj, Orcish Captain