"Sorry to keep you waiting. It's me! I'll handle the rest!"

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying.
Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Colossus Hammer

Final Fantasy Commander

"Ash, she's dead; we gotta bury her."
—Scotty

"Relic retrieval is delayed. Mentioning it was forty feet tall might have helped us prepare."
—Queen's Bay Company dispatch

"There's only one way to be sure it's really dead."